Wednesday, February 08, 2012

The Grammys Got It Wrong: Best Albums of 2011

15. The War on Drugs – Slave Ambient

Probably would be higher on the list if I didn’t already fall for some of these songs on last year’s Future Weather EP.

Key Track: “Black Water”


14. The Horrors – Skying

I wish Interpol were still this ambitious and interesting.

Key Track: “Monica Gems”





 13. Lil B – I’m Gay (I’m Happy)

A master class in endearing weirdo rap from the bay area “BasedGod”.

Key Track: “Unchain Me”



12. Wild Beasts – Smother

Another essential album from Wild Beasts – that’s 3 in a row, so if you still aren’t on board, figure it out already.

Key Track: “Reach A Bit Further”





 11. Destroyer – Kaputt

A hazy synth tour de force with lyrics so mind-bending Dan Bejar can’t even remember them.

Key Track: “Suicide Demo For Kara Walker”



 

10. Bry Webb – Provider

The Constantines frontman brings the same strength his old band were renowned for and adds a haunting tension to these downcast, memorable tunes.

Key Track: “Zebra”



9. A$AP Rocky – LiveLoveA$AP

Massively entertaining, ASAP’s deluxe mixtape is chock-full of stick-in-your-head youthful exuberance.

Key Track: “Palace”





8. Jessica Lea Mayfield – Tell Me

Produced by the Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, it comes off something like the little sister to his own solo album, Keep It Hid.

Key Track: “Our Hearts are Wrong”



 
7. Strange Boys – Live Music

Another gritty southern garage rock band. Yeah, except on their third album Strange Boys flaunt the piano more than the electric guitar. Fine and dandy.

Key Track: “Me and You”



6. Eleanor Friedberger – Last Summer

Weird, funny, rocking, mazelike... this album is a treasure trove of idiosyncratic pop nuggets.

Key Track: “I Won’t Fall Apart on You”




5. WU LYF – Go Tell the Fire to the Mountain

This UK band (aka. World Unite Lucifer Youth Foundation) turn out a bunch of seriously catchy anthems that are carried by totally impenetrable and overwrought howling. The coolest part is this album sounds completely of today – it’s not that it’s wholly original, it’s more that I couldn’t imagine hearing this any other time than now.

Key Track: “Spitting Blood”



4. Kurt Vile – Smoke Ring for my Halo

Kurt Vile’s been a man on a mission the last couple years. And even though he’s released a bunch of stuff in a short while, he never slumps. This album might be his crowning achievement though. It gets better with every listen, and figures to be an album I’ll still be replaying years from now.

Key Track: “Puppet to the Man”



3. One Hundred Dollars – Songs of Man

They’re not re-inventing anything, but this band plays their tunes of despair so convincingly that they overcome the alt-country tag. Then come Simone Schmidt’s mournful vocals, which are the real clincher that makes One Hundred Dollars a very great band.

Key Track: “Where the Sparrows Drop



2. Frank Ocean – nostalgia, ULTRA

I kind of freaked out when I first caught wind of Odd Future. Though none of OFGWKA’s musical output comes off as fully realized and eminently listenable as Frank Ocean’s mixtape. It comes off as a real labor of love and the shifts from vulnerability to bombast are more than a bit fascinating.

Key Track: “Songs for Women”


1. Girls – Father, Son, Holy Ghost

Can’t say I expected much from this band after being bored by their first album. But Girls pull off quite the surprise here – making a ballsy rock and roll record that runs the gamut from catchy pop ditties to guitar freakouts to über ballads. Somehow both tongue-in-cheek and terrifyingly sincere, it’s a bit off-balancing but that’s part of its charm.

Key Track: “Vomit”

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Who is Vanity? A tribute.

Recently I was fortunate enough to watch the film Action Jackson - thanks to thesubstream.com including its final scene on a list of the worst action sequences of all time. It's a supercop action film starring Carl Weathers - its stupidity knows no bounds. But amidst the rough there lies a diamond, and her name is Vanity.

Vanity? Yup. Soak it in.





Probably most infamous for being Prince's girl but she started off as a pop star, explaining her drawn-out musical numbers in Action Jackson and The Last Dragon (maybe her biggest movie). Seems she ended off doing too many drugs, so now of course she's born-again and has renounced her Vanity period. Here's a passage from the autobiography Blame it on Vanity by Denise Matthews (her real name):
"The devil’s perversities snatched up what little strength that lay within me [...] i lowered myself to that of a squatting dog, dare i say sucking up his own vomit."
To illustrate her point, here she is naked in a lusty triangle with a man and a monkey... in Tanya's Island.




Maybe you've known and seen all this already, and Vanity is just another blip in the pop culture landscape. But it boggles my mind to think that at some point people were accustomed to Vanity's existence. And I think it's different with contemporary passing B-stars like say Ashanti or JWow or whoever. Perhaps the only difference is in degree or excess, but nowadays everything is so controlled that even though Snooki or whoever could be crazier than Vanity, twenty years from now one will look at their context and clearly see the choreography, the strings being pulled. With Vanity, it seems aimless, chaotic.

Only in the 80s I guess.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Best Bruce Springsteen Covers of the 2000s

It's nothing new for musicians to take a crack at Springsteen's songs, but through his resurgence in popularity and influence over the last few years even more artists are covering the Boss.

I guess his tunes are so damned fun to sing. And since the original versions are all so identifiable they immediately take on new life when performed by a different artist. It probably doesn't hurt either that a lot of his work can be quite dated by their production styles - especially his 80s stuff.

Anyways, here are my favorites from the last few years...


Kurt Vile - "Downbound Train"


The Hold Steady - "Atlantic City"


Tortoise and Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - "Thunder Road"


Camera Obscura - "Tougher than the Rest"


Marissa Nadler - "The River"


Vampire Weekend - "I'm Going Down"


Julian Casablancas - "Dancing in the Dark"


Tegan and Sara - "Dancing in the Dark"


Honorable mention to the National's "Mansion on the Hill" and Arcade Fire's "State Trooper". I think these newer takes definitely hold up to some of the classic Bruce covers like Johnny Cash's "I'm on Fire" or David Bowie's "It's Hard to be a Saint in the City", and of course Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Born to Run".

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Trailer Park Thursday: Haywire!

Gina Carano, former MMA fighter lady, is Mallory Kane - covert operative and ass kicker of handsome men.

You can thank Steven Soderbergh for that. Looks like he's made the invert response to his 2009 film, The Girlfriend Experience, which starred former pornographer lady Sasha Grey.



Haywire hits North American screens on January 20th.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Music That's Not Christmas Music

'Tis the season for the same ole crappy holiday music that bombards us each year. Tripe like Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" invades our ear-brains over and over again.

But just because the typical Christmas jams are clunkier than a fruitcake, it doesn't mean I don't like to get my merry jolly on.

The solution? Re-purposing non-Chritmas tunes. I'm a sucker for seasonalizing my music listening anyway, and you always hear people talking about summer music. Well, the same can be said of winter music and more specifically Christmas music.

Here are some artists and albums that get me into the Holiday spirit even if the content is decidedly non-Christmas.

The Concretes - The Concretes
Although they're better known as a "summery pop" band, this album is perfect for the cold, snowy months. Same can be said for other bands of the Belle & Sebastian/Phil Spector variety.

"Warm Night"


Sigur Ros - ()
Doesn't carry the Christmas music hallmarks of quirky and cozy, but if you're looking for an epic soundtrack to your Christmas vacation on the slopes, look no further.

"Untitled 3"


Bjork - Vespertine
Seems the best non-Christmas Christmas music is made in Iceland and Scandinavia. And the queen of Nordic charms is no exception.

"Frosti"


Fiery Furnaces - Gallowbird's Bark
Fiery Furnaces' debut album is their most direct and tuneful. And I'm a bit unsure why I think this sounds Christmas-ish, but if you want to get literal about it, there's a song called "Up in the North".



The Stills - Logic Will Break Your Heart
Melancholy and sentimentalism, that's what Christmas is all about, right?

"Of Montreal"


Stornoway - Beachcomber's Windowsill
Stornoway's pastoral folk is perhaps the perfect soundtrack for a car trip to the tree lot or to cure the blues after a trip to the shopping mall.

"Zorbing"


Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight
This would probably play better at your more raucous Christmas party. Once the Santa hats come off and the egg nog starts flowing (that's not sexual innuendo, promise).

"Floating in the Forth"


Wild Beasts - Limbo, Panto
Nothing like theatrical avant-pop to get you primed for the 25th. Maybe it's because it sounds a bit "churchy".

"The Devil's Crayon"


And if you're still looking for something a little more traditional, but want to say bah humbug to the humdrum, check out Toronto record store Soundscapes, which has a fantastic guide to some diamonds in the rough.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Strong Images: Gaddafi Graffiti

Since he was captured on October 20th, I've mostly managed to avoid the graphic images of Muammar Gaddafi's near corpse.

Despite newspapers and websites pushing them to their front pages, I'd much rather direct my eyeballs at the anti-Gaddafi graffiti ubiquitous in Libya during the civil war.


A nice antidote to the bloody, pitiful, sensational images. This street art seems to have a lot more to do with the situation of the Libyan people - their past sufferings and new hopes.






Sunday, July 03, 2011

The Origins of a "Douchebag"

douche bag
noun
a small syringe for douching the vagina, esp. as a contraceptive measure.
• informal a loathsome or contemptible person (used as a term of abuse).

Nope. Neither of those definitions do the trick. Not for the way "douchebag" or the shortened "douche" is used these days. Maybe one of Urban Dictionary's 207 descriptions nail it... but probably not. To be sure, these days it's a ubiquitous term for smarmy jerks - often of the preppy or meathead variety. But like "epic", "hipster", or any fashionable slang, it's really overused. After a while everything is "epic" and everyone is a "douchebag". Just lazy, lazy communication.

So let's bring it back to the basics and at least use this (notably sexist) insult with some precision and finesse. And as with all important cultural trends, we look for illumination from Booger of Revenge of the Nerds:



Conveniently enough Booger, or actor Curtis Armstrong, appears a year later in Better Off Dead to further illustrate the characteristics of the prototypical douchebag.



And if you're not convinced of the mainstream's recent acceptance/overuse of this term, check out this list of movie quotes (from IMDb, where 56 results included only 8 references from before 2000):

The Social Network (2010)
Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

Jennifer's Body (2009)
Who cares about Jennifer, and those douchebags with their douchebag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!

The Happening (2008)
All right, be scientific, douchebag.

Cloverfield (2008)
You're not good enough for her. She's beautiful, she's charming. And you, I love you, but let's face it you're kind of a douchebag.

Crank (2006)
Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.

The Departed (2006)
Well, make more fuckin' money. This is America. You don't make money, then you're a fuckin' douchebag.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hollywood: The Commander Pirate

The movie business - as much as it has always been a business, and as much as it has always stolen from other properties (books, comics, other movies) - seems to continually grow more inert and cannibalistic each year. As summer approaches more sequels, remakes, reboots, and adaptations enter the fray each year. And though, this "old is new" filmmaking strategy is really nothing new, it may seem overwhelming just because of the lack of alternate fare to balance the scales these days.

"The Day the Movies Died", a recent article in GQ by Mark Harris articulates the depth of this "retreads only" trend perfectly. Harris laments the fact that the studios are so paralyzed by the size of their investments that even a refreshingly heirless blockbuster like Inception provides no motivation for innovation.

Most hilariously though, Harris meticulously outlines what Hollywood has on tap for 2011 and 2012. The absurdity is staggering:

2011...
Four adaptations of comic books. One prequel to an adaptation of a comic book. One sequel to a sequel to a movie based on a toy. One sequel to a sequel to a sequel to a movie based on an amusement-park ride. One prequel to a remake. Two sequels to cartoons. One sequel to a comedy. An adaptation of a children's book. An adaptation of a Saturday-morning cartoon. One sequel with a 4 in the title. Two sequels with a 5 in the title. One sequel that, if it were inclined to use numbers, would have to have a 7 1/2 in the title.1
2012...
An adaptation of a comic book. A reboot of an adaptation of a comic book. A sequel to a sequel to an adaptation of a comic book. A sequel to a reboot of an adaptation of a TV show. A sequel to a sequel to a reboot of an adaptation of a comic book. A sequel to a cartoon. A sequel to a sequel to a cartoon. A sequel to a sequel to a sequel to a cartoon. A sequel to a sequel to a sequel to a sequel to a movie based on a young-adult novel.2

1. Captain America, Cowboys & Aliens, Green Lantern, and Thor; X-Men: First Class; Transformers 3; Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides; Rise of the Apes; Cars 2 and Kung Fu Panda 2; The Hangover Part II; Winnie the Pooh; The Smurfs in 3D; Spy Kids 4; Fast Five and Final Destination 5; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

2. The Avengers; Spider-Man (3D); Men in Black 3 (3D); Star Trek untitled; Batman 3; Monsters, Inc. 2; Madagascar 3; Ice Age: Continental Drift in 3D; The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2.